THE SODANOMICON
aka Lord Frenrir's Nuka-Cola Recipes Volume 2, edited by Dani Pierce.
Editor's note: This is effectively the regular Nuka-Cola Recipes book but I added annotations denoting how effective they are at soothing the corn-syrup stained veins of our cola champions. Our caramel centurions. Our bubbly boobahs. Some drinks are better at healing certain kinds of damage than others. I've made an effort at cataloguing some of the most notable examples, but most drinks lean one way or another, usually based on the ingredients used or the original coder's preference. (The comments in the code are pretty funny.) The intensity of this healing is the number in the bracket, with higher numbers healing more. Also, drink some water from time to time! Your kidneys are gonna turn into maracas otherwise.
Cosmic Recipes:
Cosmic Cola [1]: Cosmic Cola. The base molecule of our universe.
Cosmic Float [3]: Cosmic Cola 5u + Sugar 5u + Cream 5u
Cosmic Shine [0!]: Cosmic Cola 5u + Beer 5u
Cosmic Victory [3]: Cosmic Cola 5u + Thirteen Loko 5u
Cosmic Quartz [2]: Cosmic Cola 5u + Sugar 5u + Silicon 5u
Cosmic Fancy [3]: Cosmic Wild 1u + Cosmic Cherry 1u
Cosmic Cherry [3]: Cosmic Cola 3u + Cherry Jelly 1u
Cosmic Love [3]: Cosmic Cherry 5u + Cosmic Quartz 5u
Cosmic Quantum [2]: Cosmic Cola 2u + Radium 1u + Sugar 1u
Cosmic Grape [2 +burn]: Cosmic Cola 5u + Grape Juice 5u
Cosmic Dark [3]: Cosmic Cola 5u + Rum 5u
Cosmic Orange [2 +tox]: Cosmic Cola 5u + Orange Juice 5u
Cosmic Strawberry [2 +burn/tox]: Cosmic Cola 5u + Strawberry Juice 5u
Cosmic Wild [0!]: Cosmic Cola 5u + Sunset Sasparilla 5u
Cosmic Ray [4]: Cosmic Orange 1u + Cosmic Victory 1u
Cosmic Rush [3]: Cosmic Wild 1u + Cosmic Victory 1u
Cosmic with ice [2 ++burn, -all]: Cosmic Cola 5u + some ice
Cewsmic Cola: Cosmic Berry 5u + Cosmic Wild 5u + Ice 5u
Cosmic Berry [2 +all]: Cosmic Grape 5u + Cosmic Cherry 5u + Ice 5u
Cosmic Bombdrop [3]: Cosmic Dark 5u + Alcohol Z 5u + Sugar 5u
Industrial Strength Drain Cleaner (NOT FIT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION): Cosmic Bombdrop 5u + Cosmic Quantum 5u + Ice 5u
Editor's note: Honestly unsure if this mixture even exists or what its effects could be (beyond cleaning drains). Maybe an enterprising sodiengineer out there could shed some light?
Cosmic Cooler [3 +++burn, -all]: Cosmic Iced 5u + more ice + some water
Diet Cosmic [3 +brut +burn]: Cosmic Cola 5u + salt + water
Cosmic Frutti [3 +all ++tox]: Cosmic Berry 5u + Cosmic Orange 5u + Ice 5u
Cosmic Sunrise [2]: Cosmic Wild 2u + Orange Juice 2u + Grenadine 1u
Cosmic Punch [4]: Cosmic Berry 5u + Cosmic Quartz 5u + Orange Juice 5u
Cosmic X-TREME [5]: Cosmic Cola 5u + Cosmic Quantum 5u + Cosmic Grape 5u
Cosmiccide [5, but will also straight up kill you]: Cosmic Bombdrop 1u + Cosmic Quantum 1u + Ice 1u
New Cosmic Cola [3]: Cosmic Berry 1u + Cosmic Wild 1u + Ice 1u
Vim Drinks (Midwestern favorite!):
Vim [1]: Vim
Vim Captain's Blend [5 ++brute ---tox]: Vim 10u + Fermented Broc flower (broc brew) 10u + Gold 10u
Vim Quartz [2]: Cosmic Cola 5u + Soy Milk 5u + Sugar 5u
Vim Refresh [2 +tox +brute]: Vim 5u + Lime Juice 5u + Ice 5u
Vim Ice [2]: Cosmic Cola 5u + Ice 5u + Water 5u
Assorted Wasteland Drinks:
Sunset Sasparilla [1]: Sunset Sasparilla! You know it, you love it.
Jake Juice: Whiskey 5u + Beer 5u + Radium 5u
Jake Shake [4]: Jake Juice 1u + Milk 1u + Cream 1u
Sweetwater [0]: Wasteland Mead 1u (Ferment mesquite pods) + Water 1u + Sugar 1u
Sweetwater Float [4]: Sweetwater 1u + Water 1u + Sugar 1u
Sunsetter [2]: Sunset Sasparilla 1u + Tequila Sunrise 1u
Sunset Float [3]:Sunset Sasparilla 5u + Ice 5u + Cream 5u
Balls Guanara [1]: Balls Guanara. For the full effect, chug it.
Bawls Shake [3]: Balls Guanara 1u + Milk 1u + Cream 1u
Atomic Red [2]: Try a vending machine.
Fine Cocktails for the Refined Sodie Addict:
Beer [1]: Vending machines, kegs, fermentation, drink dispensers.
Ale [1]: Vending machines, kegs, fermentation, drink dispensers.
Grog [1]: Vending machines, kegs, fermentation, drink dispensers.
Applejack [1]: Vending machines, kegs, fermentation, drink dispensers, or just out in the wild.
Changeling Sting [2]: Screwdriver 1u + Lemon Lime 2u
Jack Rose [2]: Grenadine 1u + Applejack 2u + Lime Juice 1u
Syndicate Bomb [2]: Beer 1u + Whisky Cola 1u
Hivemind Eraser [2]: Black Russian 2u + Thirteen Loko 1u + Grenadine 1u
Erika Surprise [2]: Ale 1u + Lime Juice 1u + Whisky 1u + Banana Juice 1u + Ice 1u
Fetching Fizz [2, and pulls ores towards you!]: Cosmic Cola 1u + Iron 1u
Thirteen Loko [2]: If you really must, Vodka 1u + Coffee 1u + Lime Juice 1u
Gin and Tonic [2]: Gin 2u + Tonic 1u
Rum and Coke [2]: Rum 2u + Coke 1u
Cuba Libre [2]: Rum and Coke 3u + Lime Juice 1u
Whisky Cola [2]: Whisky 2u + Cola 1u
Whisky Soda [2]: Whisky 2u + Soda Water 1u
Tequila Sunrise [2]: Tequila 2u + Orange Juice 2u + Grenadine 1u
Manly Dorf [2]: Beer 1u + Ale 1u
Green Beer [2]: Green Crayon Powder 1u + Beer 10u
Long Island Iced Tea [2]: Vodka 1u + Gin 1u + Tequila 1u + Cuba Libre 1u
Old Timer [2, makes you ramble]: Whiskey Soda 3u + Parsnip Juice 2u + Alexander 1u (Alexander: Cognac, Creme de Cacao, Cream)
Snow White [2]: Beer 1u + Lemon Lime 1u
Vodka Tonic [2]: Vodka 2u + Tonic 1u
Gin Fizz [2]: Gin 2u + Soda Water 1u + Lime Juice 1u
Wiz Fizz [2]: Triple Sec 1u + Soda Water 1u + Champagne 1u
Blazaam [2]: Gin 2u + Peach Juice 1u + Ultracite Dust 1u
Gin Garden [2]: Lime Juice 1u + Sugar 1u + Gin 3u + Cucumber Juice 3u + Ginger Ale 5u + Ice 2u
Bug Spray [2]: Triple Sec 2u + Lemon Lime 1u + Rum 2u + Vodka 1u
Fruit Wine [2]: Supposedly made by fermenting fruits in a barrel.
Fernet [2, but empties your stomach. Aggressive metabolizers beware.]: Vendors, dispensers, or fermenting herbs.
Fernet Cola [3]: Fernet 1u + Regular Cola 1u
Fanciulli [3, and sobers you up!]: Manhattan 1u + Fernet 1u
Branca Menta [3]: Fernet 1u + Creme de Menthe 1u + Ice 1u
Turbo [3]: Moonshine 1u + Nitrous Oxide 1u (Ammonia 2u + Nitrogen 1u + Oxygen 1u heated to 525) + Sugar Rush 1u + PWR Game 1u
Quadruple Sec [2]: Triple Sec 5u + Triple Citrus 5u + Creme de Menthe 5u
Quintuple Sec [3]: Quadruple Sec 5u + Banana Juice 5u + Syndie Bomb 5u
Three Mile Island Iced Tea [3]: Long Island Iced Tea 10u + Uranium 1u
Rubberneck [3]: Ethanol 4u + Grey Bull 5u + Astrotame 1u
Brave Bull [3]: Tequila 2u + Kahula 1u
Demons Blood [3]: Rum 1u + Space Mountain Wind 1u + Blood 1u + Dr. Gibb 1u
Nar'Sour [3]: Blood 1u + Lemon Juice 1u + Demons Blood 1u
Bastion Bourbon [3]: Tea 1u + Creme de Menthe 1u + Triple Citrus 1u + Berry Juice 1u
Liz Fizz [3]: Triple Citrus 1u + Ice 1u + Cream 1u
Sin's Delight [4]: Demonsblood 2u + Triple Sec 1u + Martini 1u + Changeling Sting 1u
Rotgut [4]: Beats me. Try the bartending vending machine?
Hearty Punch [5]: Brave Bull 5u + Syndicate Bomb 5u + Absinthe 5u, heated to 315
Baccus' Blessing [5, but good luck getting anything done. CAUTION: DOESNT HEAL TOXIN]: Hooch 1u, Absinthe 1u, Manly Dorf 1u, Syndicate Bomb 1u
And that's all for this edition. Good luck you fizz freaks!